Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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