I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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