just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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