Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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