he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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