love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
