We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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