it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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