we're blogging at a bar
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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