Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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