i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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