every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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