Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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