I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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