Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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