don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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