Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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