idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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