I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
The ass gains better be worth it
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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