i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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