Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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