Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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