party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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