"it" just moved
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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