i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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