Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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