just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
