Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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