he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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