The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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