I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough