doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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