we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
