im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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