Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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