i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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