He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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