i barfeds in our rink
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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