No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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