This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I think my moral compass just broke
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