either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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