come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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