I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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