I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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