Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
