U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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