no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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