So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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