You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
foreskin is a definite game changer
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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