is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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