And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
too bad you live with your parents still
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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