WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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