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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Farmville is her only friend.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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