Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
